For too long have I come to this domain called Newgrounds, and for many years I have seen some excellent pieces of art that shall remain within the portal.

However I have suddenly taken great interest into the new stuff being presented and have realised that it is mostly work done by amateurs with no time, patients or skill.

These submissions must not enter the portal and taint this realm of wonders, for it is those who put time, effort, sweat, blood and tears into their work shall be known through the ages and become immortal.

My name is The Xecutioner and I shall see to it personally that these new submissions are judged upon accordingly and only those that are worthy of entering the portal shall be let through.